Month: June 2014

  • Geography

    'So, in Spanish, Brazil is Brazilla.'
    "No, it's not."
    'Yes it is.'

    "They speak Portuguese."
    'Port-jew-ease?'
    "No. Portuguese."
    'Poor-jew-ease?'
    "No. Portuguese."
    'So, Spanish.'

  • Tales and Tails

    'Do vampires have tails?'
    "If you want your vampires to have tails, they have tails. Are they the kind that can hold things, or useless, ordinary tails?"
    'Demon tails.'
    "Okay, your vampires have demon tails."