September 6, 2013

  • Quotable Quote--Cotton

    "If you're a thief, you can get un-thiefed, right, if you just stop stealing things?"

    Me: "Yes, if you stop stealing, you're not a thief any more."

    "Good. But if you keep thieving, you'll end up in jail."

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    Update: I just read this out loud to Chance. His response? Not a chuckle. Or a chortle. But instead, "Good."

    Me: "Good?"

    "Yes. I'm glad she knows what 'steal' means."

    Me: ?????

    "Every morning she comes in our room, and says, 'Can I steal the ipad?' I worried she didn't know what it meant."